#this is a CANON FACT

[devildom-classics]

Some of the fans in this fandom are not ready to have the conversation that in canon since Angels and Demons are different species than humans that they likely have different (and longer) developmental age brackets compared to humans, and its a bit strange. For example, while an angel can be 10,000 years old in this universe, it does not mean they are full grown nor are even close to being fully developed mental or physically

[a-twisted-wallflower]

Rook is the type of person to flirt with death itself and maybe even succeed.

[huyandere]

kensplained for those who need it

[cutetanuki-chan]

I couldn't put it as a thumbnail so here's just Gideon seperatly

this is the dumbest thing ever but I had so much fun with it

[prokopetz]

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

[thunderboltfire]

I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

[hinamie]

long way home

[youarejustintime]

the fact that alex watched everyone fight about billford’s crackship status for over a decade and then said “……alright time to wreck a lot of people’s day” with one book and a code website is hilarious

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes and Vanessas watch Immortal and restless

[lotus-pear]

partners in crime or smt idk

[s-aint-elmo]

part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT

part 1

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[outromoony]

Remus: Sit down.

Sirius: I'm sat.

[xgermankittycatx--commsopen]

to kiss a king

[demaparbat-hp]

She will (and he'll let her)

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr